[A lesser light asks Ummon//
What are the activities of a sramana>//
Ummon answers//
I have not the slightest idea\\//
The dim light then says//
Why haven't you any idea>//
Ummon replies//
I just want to keep my no-idea]

[A lesser light asks paris//
What is your stance on diet coke>//
Paris answers//
Only fat people//
Drink diet coke]